Somewhere in the world, it is 2018…..
Not here bitch!!! it’s still 2017 and 3 hours to go. So as much as I have been promising to get into blogging more frequently vis-à-vis , I am here to formally round up some trends that I have personally experienced or for lack of a better word, been forced to experience through the annals of these internets.
Now all these opinions are my own and for all intended purposes, to help you help me in reflecting and also entertainment.
1. Bad foundation shade
In glorious 2017, we have been blessed by indie brands and beauty bloggers and YouTubers who called bullshit on brands who failed to get the memo. Y’all ever had that one kid in class, that one co worker, that one family member, that one individual that you have to constantly and politely remind them that there’s a way of doing stuff because well, we are all grown in these streets but they keep ignoring you because they see no repercussions?
That’s exactly what happened. Thankfully we had the likes of Fenty Beauty that came in and snatched all our coins. Sure you have MAC cosmetics but the narrowing down and thought process that went into compiling the awesome foundation shades, we have been able to overcome this problem of the RIGHT FOUNDATION.
However…. some of you still need work. Please, please and please. No one is asking you to break bank, but if you do spend your coins in that department, get it together. You don’t have to have all the makeup brands in your disposal. Get the one with the right formula, right shade that works for the right you, abi you get shop?
2. Time wasters aka your friendly neighborhood fuckboy incorporated
Have you been unfairly treated, promised heaven and earth, told that your everything I ever wanted and still got played? Look no further, as the Lord would have it, deleting, blocking, banishing with enchantment spells has been repackaged into a new and improved package called 📣 📣”I said what I said “📣 📣